Raising Dinosaurs

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We were being bombarded daily with terror from the skies. It was a pterodactyl !

After an unexpected “dismount” thanks to our giant feathered kamikaze pilot….. I decided for equestrian safety to move the box they were hiding in.

It was a hunting stand that had blown over in the last big storm.

My fear of the horse eating pterodactyls was soon replaced by horror…………

as I realized that we had just disturbed a dinosaur love nest!

They had babies!!

As much as I wanted those birds to leave, now I was HORRIFIED that they might not come back.

I fretted, I checked on them, I called wildlife rescues. I started eyeing road kill thinking “baby food”…………

It was a VERY BAD couple of days for Bad Eventer………

And I will admit I was completely and totally joyful when the proud parents made their return.

I really, and I mean REALLY didn’t want to become a foster mother to two baby vultures pterodactyls.

When the parents resumed the joyful duties of regurgitating up rotting carcases for the young’uns, I got to become the crazy Aunt who visited frequently…. told them how cute & big they were getting…… and took lots of photos.

The
Auntie Bad Eventer’s Baby Dinosaur
Scrap Book
first day left with a sitter
 
 
first day of pre-school
 
kindergarten – in trouble for throwing food
 
first grade – sleeping in class
 
third grade – suspended for fighting
 
middle school – caught smoking at recess
 
 
 
 
High school graduation
 
 
 

I saw them testing out their wings yesterday and was hoping to get some “flight school” photos…….

But today………….. they were gone………

and crazy Auntie Bad Eventer may have a bit of empty nest syndrome.

The baby dinosaurs are off to college where I hope they find many a juicy roadkill…………………safely away from traffic.

 

 

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4 thoughts on “Raising Dinosaurs

  1. Lisa

    I disturbed a nest of pinkie baby mice once when I was cleaning up my hay shed. I freaked, put them back and waited the appropriate time for mice to grow up and leave home before I finished cleaning the hay shed.

    Everyone thinks I'm nuts.

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